Dear lady behind me on the train,
I’m sure you’re a nice person but I would really appreciate if you could remove your feet from my armrest. I would like to use my armrest and I wouldn’t even mind as much if your feet were anywhere near clean. Clearly, from their odor, they are not. I also suggest you see a doctor about that toenail thing.... Also, please consider investing in headphones. It would make your listening experience much more pleasurable and my not-strangling-you experience much easier. Finally, I am 40-65% sure you have restless leg syndrome. Love, Susan
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